CRISTY FERMIN INAKUSAHANG HAMPAS KALABAW AT MUKHANG PERA!

Written by Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahaha! How so very funny. Dati-rati, super excited si Cristinelli Salazar Fermin nang dumating si Nora Aunor sa Pinas. Talagang lahat halos ng columns niya'y ipinagbubunyi ang pagdating ng superstar. Hakhakhak! Mapa-radyo o telebisyon man, non-stop ang bukeke niya tungkol sa ermats nina Ian de Leon at Lotlot. Surprisingly, after the initial euphoria has died down, she seems to have lost interest and kind of disillusioned and is now back to her old snobbish ways towards the Superstar. Hakhakhak! Why is that so? Well, the answer is basically simple. Di na natuloy sa pagtatrabaho kay Aunor ang amiga at asucarera niyang si Lala Aunor at parang nagkaroon pa ng bad blood between her and the caustic people working for Nora, Suzette Ranillo in particular, that's why she left with some animosity as well.

Knowing Ferminata to be money-oriented (Hakhakhak! believe me, she's always been like that), follow the leader siyempre ang beauty niya at deadma na rin these days sa superstar. Hahahahahaha!

When money talks, Ferminata veritably listens. Hahahahahaha!

Kita n'yo naman, back to normal na naman ang babaeng AC/DC.

Ano nga naman kasi ang mapapala niya kay Nora? After five months she is going to leave the country and go back to the States once again, she might as well emphatize and side with the money-maker Lala Aunor. Hakhakhak!

Kuha n'yo? Hahahahahaha!

At least nagpakatotoo siya kaya hurting naman ang mga fans ni Ate Guy. Hakhakhak!

Text nga sa amin ng isang disillusioned na follower ng aktres, hindi na raw pini-play ni Ferminatex ang mga songs ng aktres sa kanyang inaamag at pang-gurang na radio program at hindi na rin siya nagbibigay ng update tungkol sa legendary actress.

Siyempre naman, ang symphaty at loyalty niya ay na kay Lala, the money-maker, Aunor.

Hakhakhak!

Minsan pa, nakita ng mga otaw ang karakas ni Fermin. Andalu ang priority niya at wala nang iba pa. Hakhakhak!

So kapal talaga. Hahahahahaha! Di ba naman, Pokwang, Janelle Jamir, among many others na at one point in their lives ay naging biktima ng datungerang babaeng ito na ang fezlak ay may dollar sign? Hahaha! How atrociously amusing.

Kay Fermin pa rin, she seems to be singing a totally different repugnant tune the last I read the headline story of the column she maintains for a salable tabloid.

From the looks of it, nagpapahiwatig na naman ang reyna ng mga AC/DC na she's once again having a change of heart. Hahahahaha! Obviously, gusto na naman niyang magbalik kay Ms. Vilma Santos.

Bago? Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, knowing Ate Vi to be a woman of compassion and understanding, I'm positive that she's going to welcome Fermin with open arms.

Wala naman kasing masamang tinapay in as far as she's concerned.

I guess that's one of the reasons why she's been able to last this long in the busiess.

She harbors no grudges or ill-feelings with anyone and her heart is very motherly for she understands human nature.

Kaya nga lalong dumarami ang kanyang mga Vilmanians dahil likas siyang mabait and is not one to harbor deep-seated grudges with anyone.

Indeed the Queenstar for all seasons has remained beautiful with the passing of years because she has a pure heart who easily forgives.

Kumbaga, her enduring kind of beauty is a veritable reflection of her good soul and forgiving heart as well.

Kaya naman habang ang ibang mga artista riyang almost two decades her junior ay hirap na hirap ng ma-offer-an ng isang medyo matinu-tinong pelikula, si Ate Vi ay gumagawa lang ng pelikula if and when she feels like it or if her vast constituency approves.

Sa totoo, you won't last long in this business if you happen to be too shrewd and half-caring about the needs of other people but yourself.

Selfless people like Queen Vi are the ones who truly survives and lasts long.

Di ba naman, Ms. Jimi Escala? Hahahahaha!

'Yun na!

Going back to Ferminata, laughing stock siya ngayon sa industriya dahil halatang-halatang hampas sa kalabaw, sa kabayo ang latay ang drama niya. Hakhakhak!

Hayan at panay na naman ang puri niya kay Ate Vi, na dinedma niya for quite some- time, habang may patama on the side kay Ate Guy.

Kapalistik, di ba naman? Hahahahaha!

Small wonder, she's not being respected anymore in the business the way they used to. Buking na buking na kasi ang pagkataling-harap. Hahahahahahaha!

Yosi-kadiri!

Yuck!